My beautiful picture my not-so-secret obession - When people’s characterization of me includes leggings, I knew I had a slight… problem. See, I work with kids. And kids are sometimes trendy. And when kids starting wearing these magical black quasi-stockings, I knew I had to have a piece of that ass-hugging pie. I don’t know what it is about leggings. They make me happy in a way no man has. They complete my outfit, in timeless beauty. They compliment any outfit, at any time. Basically my motto is, damn my legs look good so why the hell not. I ain’t getting any younger, that’s for sure! VIVA […]
go bacon The Token Vegetarian - I ended last week’s blog with a ridiculous picture of a baby bird in a bun. That inspired me to come right out of the spinach-lined closet and just say it. Some of you may already know this,  but I don’t eat meat. That’s right kids. I’m a vegetarian. I have been one since 2000, but before that I tried (unsuccessfully) several times since I was about 15. I was unsuccessful because I didn’t know that I needed to take supplements so I wouldn’t become anemic. Because guess what? Humans evolved to eat meat. Yep, I know we are omnivores. Except […]
The Dregs are about to perform at Die Laughing 2014. - Hey. Yeah, I’m talking to you. What are you doing right now, this very second? Sunday afternoon? What!? You’re playing MINECRAFT!? You loser. Stop it RIGHT NOW and come down to the Airport Hilton. The Dregs are going to perform at 6 PM. I know, I know… Minecraft is cool. I also play Minecraft. But not right now. Loser. If you enjoyed this post, please consider leaving a comment or subscribing to the RSS feed to have future articles delivered to your feed reader.


2b1s preview
LIVE CD featuring Four Pints Shy
Price(USD): $20.00
2012 Release
Price(USD): $15.00
MMM! Christmassy!
Price(USD): $15.00
Molly's Filthy Mouth RIngtone
You'll eventually want to mute your phone.
Price(USD): $0.50


Patchouli’s not a Substitute for a Bath
The Dregs’ recent rehearsal recording of a new original tune


The Dregs will be appearing at:

  • Minnesota Renaissance Festival
    16 Aug 2014 - 00:00
    Minnesota Renaissance Fesrival

    The Dregs at MRF
    Come see The Dregs in their native habitat. This is where the band was formed and where they continue to attract fans and offend sensitive people. Appearing multiple times daily at Mac’s Pub and Folkstone Pub.