my not-so-secret obession - When people’s characterization of me includes leggings, I knew I had a slight… problem. See, I work with kids. And kids are sometimes trendy. And when kids starting wearing these magical black quasi-stockings, I knew I had to have a piece of that ass-hugging pie. I don’t know what it is about leggings. They make me happy in a way no man has. They complete my outfit, in timeless beauty. They compliment any outfit, at any time. Basically my motto is, damn my legs look good so why the hell not. I ain’t getting any younger, that’s for sure! VIVA […] The Token Vegetarian - I ended last week’s blog with a ridiculous picture of a baby bird in a bun. That inspired me to come right out of the spinach-lined closet and just say it. Some of you may already know this, but I don’t eat meat. That’s right kids. I’m a vegetarian. I have been one since 2000, but before that I tried (unsuccessfully) several times since I was about 15. I was unsuccessful because I didn’t know that I needed to take supplements so I wouldn’t become anemic. Because guess what? Humans evolved to eat meat. Yep, I know we are omnivores. Except […] The Dregs are about to perform at Die Laughing 2014. - Hey. Yeah, I’m talking to you. What are you doing right now, this very second? Sunday afternoon? What!? You’re playing MINECRAFT!? You loser. Stop it RIGHT NOW and come down to the Airport Hilton. The Dregs are going to perform at 6 PM. I know, I know… Minecraft is cool. I also play Minecraft. But not right now. Loser. If you enjoyed this post, please consider leaving a comment or subscribing to the RSS feed to have future articles delivered to your feed reader.